Tell me how you really feel.

My sentiments exactly. Thank you, The Offspring.

 

Whats playing?

 

Oh yeah.

 

I dont think they are suppose to look like that.

Tried making the dot cookies today. They didnt turn out the way they are suppose to. Dont get my wrong, they are delicious. Well they were. They are gone. But they didnt look quite right.

The right way:

My way:

Doesnt look too bad, right? WRONG!! You should know how big this cookie was. It was bigger then my palm.

I tried again. It was a little better, but not quite.

So does anyone know how to bake these cookies- to make them bake up and not out? to encircle the little kiss? Let me know! Thanks!!

 

Book giveaway.

Go check it out. I entered to win, did you?

READERVILLE <—- Click there for your chance.

 

Why do we smell like sh*t?

Because we planted more seeds tonight, and we were all elbows deep in…well…poo. Yum hot fertilizer!! It smells delicious!

So we planted green onion and radishes. The other night we planted some pumpkin, too!!! So fun. The kids loved it. I will have to post pictures later. 

Also, we have some bell peppers growing on our little plants. So cute. Although I found my husband talking to them when he thought noone was looking. He was telling it how cute it was and how much he was going to enjoy eating it. Such a weirdo. 

In honor of my sh*t, heres a dead milkmen song that I enjoy so much. Life is sh*t:

 

You have a big butt.

Me: Ohhh, put the toilet seat down, you dont want mommy to fall in.

M: But mom, you have a big butt.

Me:

M: *innocent in his 6yo body* What? *Bats eyes*

 

It’s a good thing hes cute.

 

$28 for a $15 pedicure.

Those bastards. I went in for a pedicure and it was suppose to be $15. Then they asked me if I wanted the bottom of my feet scrubbed. Well yeah. And a polish. Duh. So when I was leaving, they charged me $28. Yeah, guess where I wont be going again. They do look cute though. Maybe not $28 cute. But definatly $18 cute. She shouldnt have charged me all the extras, cuz her tip would have been better. Haha sucker. You think you screwed me, but you really screwed yourself.

Please dont make comments about the fat hairy toes. Just admire the nails. Thank you.

 

My morning workout song.

I dont usually work out, but this morning I took my little fru-fru dog for a walk and listened to my Ipod. You know how it is, you walk to the music. I found myself be-boppin along to this little ditty.

 

What I’m doing RIGHT now.

I’m being a bad bad girl.

I always say I cant understand why I’m not losing weight. 

I think a light bulb just went off in my head.

 

• I’m drinking Coca-Cola.

I dont usually drink the regular stuff. I usually get Coke Zero, Caffine Free Diet Dr Pepper or Caffine Free Diet Pepsi. I bought this because it looked so good. And I got the 1 Liter instead of the small one. It was a dime more. Tell that to my ass when it doubles in size. A dime!!

• I am eating peanut butter MnM’s

I dont usually have snacks. I have been doing so good except for my crazy obsession with Sugar Free Wint-O-Green Life Savers. I seriously have 2 big bags of them in the cupboard above me. But we went to the Target yesterday and the MnM’s were on sale.  So I am eating them. Yum

Other then that I am listening to some tunes. Hubby is cutting up fixins for a salad. I can smell the onions in here. He is so good to me. He has on the radio in there and is listening to Social Distortion’s The Creeps. I however, am flipping thru my famous Ipod and have found this little ditty to listen to:

 

I dont care who you are, Fergie is one sexy biatch. I would kill for her body. Literally. Do you know anyone who needs someone knocked off that wants to pay for my lipo and tummy tuck? Let me know. Serious.

 

 

I won!!!

I cant believe it!! I actually won a prize. Stephanie picked me to be the winner of her give away. Go check out her site and give some love. She has some super cute things that she makes. Go look go look! You can also check her out on at her web site HERE.  Thank you Stephanie!

What I won is this cute magnet:

Dont be jealous. You can go get yourself one on Stephanies site.