I am married to a wonderful man.
We call each other boobie.
I had my first child at the age of 18.
I never went to college.
I have children.
My favorite color is green.
It has been the same favorite color for as long as I can remember.
My mother once asked my why I never tell her anything. I told her it was because she always takes everything so personal.
She cried and asked why I would say something like that to hurt her.
I like my mother-in-law.
I think she might be crazy.
I have known my best friend since I was 16.
I met her thru my first love.
I got her in the break-up.
I have an ex-husband.
He’s cool, but only when he is single.
My father once told me I needed to gain weight because my knees were knobby.
I have gained 115 lbs since then.
My knees arn’t knobby anymore.
I listen to Dr. Laura . She once said that nothing tastes better then being thin.
I wonder if she’s ever had cheesecake.
I have terrible spelling skills.
I have started writing several books, but never finished one.
My favorite animal is the frog.
I also like dogs, cats and monkeys.
I have lived in 3 different states.
I am a republican .
I am pro-life .
I believe in this war against terror.
I believe in gay rights , and think they should be able to get married.
I think that pot should be legal .
I think that illegal aliens should either become legal or go back where they came from.
I don’t like Barrack Obama.
I dont like John McCain, either.
I would have voted for Mitt Romney .
If I had another child, I would name her Reagan .
I love Converse shoes.
I cannot draw.
I cannot play any instruments.
My favorite song is The Sweater Song , by Weezer.
And The Guitar Song, by The Dead Milkmen.
I am the least favorite of 3 children.
I am addicted to The Sims 2 Castaway on PS2, and The Sims 2 on the PC.
My husband has narcolepsy .
It drives me crazy.
I would love to live in the country.
I miss the snow.
I had a miscarriage when I was 17.
The father was 21.
I didnt love him.
When my dad found out, he bought me fish.
I went to school with my daughters kindergarten teacher.
I yell racial slurs at stupid drivers.
They are usually Asian.
I feel stupid afterwards, because I cant tell if I yelled the right deragatory term at them.
I’m only prejudice when I see someone do something stupid.
I yell at the stupid white trash, too. Stupid crackers.
I love green jalapeno stuffed olives.
When my grandmother, that had dementia, lived with us, I gave her a cigarette.
I stopped smoking when I was 28.
I smoked for 15 years. We did it cold turkey.
I gained 50 lbs then.
I got pregnant while using birth control.
Twice.
I’m addicted to Sugar Free Life Savers , in Wint-o-Green.
I am neither a night owl, or a morning person.
When my ex left me, it was because he wanted to have sex with other women or have 3somes.
He told my family it was because I wasnt a good housekeeper.
They believed him.
I have issues with my family.
I love to fish, but I’m too lazy to drive to where we can fish.
Boogers gross me out.
But only if they are someone elses.
The guy who was going to be the best man at my wedding died because of heart failure due to meth.
After reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, I cried for 3 days.
I can rock Guitar Hero .
But only on easy.
I love Sudoku .
I cant pronounce it.
I have crapped my pants more then once.
I’ve met Gary Coleman and Jeremy Miller .
I’m dealthy afraid of heights.
I should have studied more in high school.
I once was convinced that I was going to win the lottery.
I was devistated when I didnt.
I was held up at gun point once.
I think men in uniform are sexy.
I’ve never had family congradulate me on a pregnancy.
When I told them I was pregnant with the last one, my mom asked who the dad was.
In front of everyone. At Christmas. Including my other kids.
My husband hates her.
Deep down, I still want to please my parents.
I dont think I ever will.
I once went drinking by myself.
Noone came to talk to me.
My husband said that he would have.
He thinks I’m sexy.
He’s better to me then I am to him.
I’m actually a pretty happy person, most of the time.
I hope you enjoyed this!
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July 30, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Wow. You sound a lot like me. Although I never yell at Asians, since I have an Asian kid and all. I think you’re very cool and very funny. I’d also have a drink with you.
Its funny that I yell, because I am so not prejudice, I think its just the easiest thing to yell. I yell at the stupid red neck honkeys too. LOL:) Thank you for the comments!
August 11, 2008 at 7:28 am
You’re right…we do have alot in common. As I was reading through your list, I kept saying, “oh yeah, I forgot that.” lol
#6 – mine too
#31 – love it!
#38 – I can’t either, but I try.
#39 – me neither
#53 – you mean everyone doesn’t do that? LOL
#72 – ME TOO!!!
#87 – Yes, LAWD!
Just to name a few…You rock! LOL
Sooo glad we found each other… *cheesey music plays, I run twords you in a field of daisys with my arms open* >:)<
August 29, 2008 at 8:22 pm
You’re blog just made my day. I loved it. I too have a lot in common with you.
Have a great day!